Burrito With The Works

Cops: Woman tried to smuggle heroin into New Mexico jail

OCTOBER 13–A New Mexico woman was arrested last week after she allegedly hid a hypodermic needle filled with heroin inside a Taco Bell burrito and tried to deliver the contraband to a friend held in a city jail. Rosemary Gonzales, 42, was nabbed last Friday after a jail guard at the Espanola lockup discovered the hypo hidden amongst the contents of a Burrito Supreme (friends are allowed to bring food to inmates at the small jail).

As seen in the evidence photo above, the works were nestled inside a flour tortilla along with beans, rice, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and a tangy red sauce. According to a statement of probable cause, the hypodermic’s brown liquid contents were field tested by cops and came up positive for heroin. Gonzales, pictured in the mug shot above, with bringing contraband into a prison, a felony, and jailed in lieu of $5000 cash bond.

North Korea might now have The Bomb, but it doesn’t have much electricity

As the world grapples with how to rein in the “axis of evil” state which this week conducted a nuclear test, this spectacular satellite photo unveiled yesterday by US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld shows in stark detail the haves and have-nots of the Korean peninsula.

The regime in the north is so short of electricity that the whole country is switched off at 9 p.m. – apart from the capital of Pyongyang where dictator Kim Jong-il and his cohorts live in relative luxury. But even there, lighting is drastically reduced.

The result, as shown in this picture taken one night earlier this week, is a startling contrast between the blacked-out north and the south, which is ablaze with light, particularly around major cities and the capital, Seoul, in the north-west of the country.

Mr Rumsfeld showed the picture to illustrate how backward the northern regime really is – and how oppressed its people are. Without electricity there can be none of the appliances that make life easy and that we take for granted, he said.

“Except for my wife and family, that is my favourite photo,” said Mr Rumsfeld.

“It says it all. There’s the south, the same people as the north, the same resources north and south, and the big difference is in the south it’s a free political system and a free economic system.

“The people in the north are starving, their growth is stunted. It’s a shame, a tragedy.”

An aide added: “This oppressive regime is too busy trying to make war to make life comfortable for its people.”

Tex-Mex Singer Freddy Fender Dies at 69

SAN BENITO, Texas (AP) – Freddy Fender, the “Bebop Kid” of the Texas-Mexico border who later turned his twangy tenor into the smash country ballad “Before the Next Teardrop Falls,” died Saturday. He was 69.

Fender, who was diagnosed with lung cancer in early 2006, died at noon at his Corpus Christi home with his family at his bedside, said Ron Rogers, a family spokesman.

Over the years, he grappled with drug and alcohol abuse, was treated for diabetes and underwent a kidney transplant.

Fender hit it big in 1975 after some regional success, years of struggling – and a stint in prison – when “Before the Next Teardrop Falls” climbed to No. 1 on the pop and country charts.

“Wasted Days and Wasted Nights” rose to No. 1 on the country chart and top 10 on the pop chart that same year, while “Secret Love” and “You’ll Lose a Good Thing” also hit No. 1 in the country charts.

Born Baldemar Huerta, Fender was proud of his Mexican-American heritage and frequently sung verses or whole songs in Spanish. “Teardrop” had a verse in Spanish.

“Whenever I run into prejudice,” he told The Washington Post in 1977, “I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, ‘There’s one more argument for birth control.’”

“The Old Man upstairs rolled a seven on me,” he told The Associated Press in 1975. “I hope he keeps it up.”

More recently, he played with Doug Sahm, Flaco Jimenez and others in two Tex-Mex all-star combos, the Texas Tornados and Los Super Seven.

He won a Grammy of Best Latin Pop Album in 2002 for “La Musica de Baldemar Huerta.” He also shared in two Grammys: with the Texas Tornados, which won in 1990 for best Mexican-American performance for “Soy de San Luis,” and with Los Super Seven in the same category in 1998 for “Los Super Seven.”

Among his other achievements, Fender appeared in the 1987 motion picture “The Milagro Beanfield War,” directed by Robert Redford.

In February 1999, Fender was awarded a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame after then-Texas Gov. George W. Bush wrote to the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce endorsing him.

He said in a 2004 interview with The Associated Press that one thing would make his musical career complete – induction into the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville.

“Hopefully I’ll be the first Mexican-American going into Hillbilly Heaven,” he said.

Fender was born in 1937 in San Benito, the South Texas border town credited for spawning the Mexican-polka sound of conjunto. The son of migrant workers who did his own share of picking crops, he also was exposed to the blues sung by blacks alongside the Mexicans in the fields.

Always a performer, he sang on the radio as a boy and won contests for his singing – one prize included a tub full of about $10 worth of food.

But his career really began in the late ’50s, when he returned from serving in the Marines and recorded Spanish-language versions of Elvis Presley’s “Don’t Be Cruel” and Harry Belafonte’s “Jamaica Farewell.” The recordings were hits in Mexico and South America.

He signed with Imperial Records in 1959, renaming himself “Fender” after the brand of his electric guitar, “Freddy” because it sounded good with Fender.

Fender initially recorded “Wasted Days” in 1960. But his career was put on hold shortly after that when he and his bass player ended up spending almost three years in prison in Angola, La., for marijuana possession.

After prison came a few years in New Orleans and a then an everyday life taking college classes, working as a mechanic and playing an occasional local gig. He once said he sang in bars so dingy he performed with his eyes shut “dreaming I was on ‘The Ed Sullivan Show.’”

“I felt there’s no great American dream for this ex-Chicano migrant farm worker,” he told the AP. “I’d picked too many crops and too many strings.”

But his second break came when he was persuaded to record “Before the Next Teardrop Falls” on an independent label in 1974 and it was picked up by a major label. With its success, he won the Academy of Country Music’s best new artist award in 1975. He re-released “Wasted Days and Wasted Nights” and it climbed to the top of the charts as well.

Cristina Balli, spokeswoman for the Narciso Martinez Cultural Arts Center in San Benito, said Fender illustrated the diversity of Mexican-American and Latino musicians.

“We have our feet in different worlds and different cultures,” she said. “We have our roots music … but then we branch out to other things, pick up different styles. I think he was the precursor to Los Lonely Boys.”

Fender’s later years were marred by health problems resulting in a kidney transplant from his daughter, Marla Huerta Garcia, in January 2002 and a liver transplant in 2004. Fender was to have lung surgery in early 2006 until surgeons found tumors.

“I feel very comfortable in my life,” Fender told the Corpus Christi Caller-Times in August. “I’m one year away from 70 and I’ve had a good run. I really believe I’m OK. In my mind and in my heart, I feel OK. I cannot complain that I haven’t lived long enough, but I’d like to live longer.”

Rogers said Fender will be brought back to San Benito for a funeral and memorial services. Details on the arrangements were pending.