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See the 20 Greatest Guitar Solos

1. Stairway To Heaven – Jimmy Page

2. Eruption – Edward Van Halen (Option 2)

3. Freebird – Collins/Rossington

4. Comfortably Numb – David Gilmour (Option 2)

5. All Along The Watchtower – Jimi Hendrix

6. November Rain – Slash

7. One – Kirk Hammet/Metallica

8. Hotel California – Don Felder/Joe Walsh

9. Crazy Train – Randy Rhoads (Option 2)

10. Crossroads – Eric Clapton

11. Voodo Chile – Jimi Hendrix

12. Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry

13. Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan

14. Layla – Clapton/Allman

15. Floods – Dimebag Darrel

16. Heartbreaker – Jimmy Page

17. Cliffs Of Dover – Eric Johnson

18. Little Wing – Jimi Hendrix

19. Highway Star – Ritchie Blackmore

20. Bohemian Rhapsody – Brian May

Others of Note:

26. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Kurt Cobain

36. Black Star – Yngwie Malmsteen

56. War Pigs – Tony Iommi

59. You Really Got Me – Dave Davies

80. You Shook Me All Night Long – Angus Young

81. Sweet Jane – Hunter/Wagner

96. Honky Tonk Women – Keith Richards

97. Cherub Rock – Billy Corgan

Bonus: Just an AWESOME find not to be missed… Stevie Ray Vaughan, BB King & Albert Collins “Texas Flood” 1988

The Trunk Monkey

Redneck pickup lines…

Did you fart? ‘cuz you blew me away!

Are yer parents retarded? ‘cuz ya sure are special.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea . cuz I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card? ‘cuz I’d like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in yer pants? ‘cuz I can see myself in ‘em.

You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away!

Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yerbed-rock!

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?, I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep ’til afternoon.

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Rare primitive shark captured on film

A species of shark rarely seen alive because its natural habitat is 600 metres (2,000 ft) or more under the sea was captured on film by staff at a Japanese marine park this week.

The Awashima Marine Park in Shizuoka, south of Tokyo, was alerted by a fisherman at a nearby port on Sunday that he had spotted an odd-looking eel-like creature with a mouthful of needle-sharp teeth.

Marine park staff caught the 1.6 metre (5 ft) long creature, which they identified as a female frilled shark, sometimes referred to as a “living fossil” because it is a primitive species that has changed little since prehistoric times.

The shark appeared to be in poor condition when park staff moved it to a seawater pool where they filmed it swimming and opening its jaws.

“We believe moving pictures of a live specimen are extremely rare,” said an official at the park. “They live between 600 and 1,000 metres under the water, which is deeper than humans can go.”

“We think it may have come close to the surface because it was sick, or else it was weakened because it was in shallow waters,” the official said.

The shark died a few hours after being caught. Frilled sharks, which feed on other sharks and sea creatures, are sometimes caught in the nets of trawlers but are rarely seen alive.

Cruise ‘is Christ’ of Scientology

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.

Bam Bam Bigelow passes away

From WWE:

WWE.com has learned that former WWE Superstar Scott “Bam Bam” Bigelow has passed away in Florida.

Kevin Doll, the Public Information Director for the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that Bigelow was found dead early Friday morning in his home in Hudson, Fla.

“We can confirm that Scott Bigelow was found in his home this morning. At this time the cause of death is unknown,” Doll told WWE.com.

Doll also confirmed that the Pasco-Pinellas Counties medical examiner has taken the body and an autopsy will be performed.

Bigelow, 45, worked for WWE, ECW and WCW extensively throughout his 20-year sports-entertainment career. A former ECW Champion, ECW Television Champion and WCW Tag Team Champion, he is perhaps best known for his rivalry with Lawrence Taylor that culminated in the main event of WrestleMania XI in 1995.

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