April Fools 2007

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Drew Barrymore Had Lesbian Sex With Magazine Editor

Drew Barrymore reportedly had lesbian sex with a magazine editor.

Jane Pratt, the former editor of Jane magazine, claims she once had sex with the ‘Music and Lyrics’ actress.

Pratt – who previously told US radio DJ Howard Stern she had slept with a woman – said on her new radio show: “It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore.

“One of my dreams is to return to Howard’s show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me.”

Drew – who was the cover girl of the first ever issue of Jane magazine in 1997 – said in a recent interview with the publication: “I’m a sexual, free, f***ing nudist little bird running around and a wood nymph when it comes to sexuality”. Pratt now has a four-year-old daughter with her long-term boyfriend Andrew Schaifer.

PARTON JOKES ABOUT DREAMING UP LESBIAN LOVERS

Country music queen DOLLY PARTON has left fans in Europe questioning her sexuality after revealing she’d prefer to sleep with a “hot young woman” than her husband CARL DEAN.
The JOLENE singer has been opening up about her sex life in a series of magazine interviews in Europe, where she is currently touring.
And, in one chat, she pokes fun at her husband of 40 years by stating she has to think of others when she’s making love to him.
Parton says, “When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasise I am with someone like KEITH URBAN or a petite, hot young woman.” And the candid conversations don’t end there – Parton told a British magazine her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker.
She explains, “I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more colour, more everything.”

Magazine Editors Urge Victoria Beckham To Wear A Bra

The editors of Us Weekly have pleaded with ex-Spice Girl Victoria Beckham to cover up when she becomes a Los Angeles resident this summer because they’re sick of seeing her nipples. The magazine chiefs have penned a letter to Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, asking her to wear bras – and posted it on their website.

They write, “There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you’ve unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you – much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise – so allow us to explain: You’re a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.

“Keep shunning that bra and in five years you’ll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags.”