Guitar acrobatics with Ernie Isley

Soft drink skewers Italians…

Is a possible Cheerwine shortage being created by Yankees buying large quantities of Cheerwine to bring back North? That’s the story that Cheer-watch News Team correspondent Skip DeLuca has uncovered. Suspected Cheerwine smugglers Eddie “Triple Cherries” Timpanello and Louis “Screwy Louie” LaPorta were caught Cheerwine-red-handed in the parking lot of a local market by our own Skip DeLuca. They are suspected of buying out entire Cheerwine displays at 6 local supermarkets and convenience stores and then bringing the cherry different soft drink back to Long Island, NY where it was “illegally” distributed to friends and relatives in various Cheerwine-less parts of New York and New Jersey.

Unfortunately, the pair of Yankee Cheerwine goons are now on the loose and Cheer-watch News Team correspondent Skip DeLuca has not been seen or heard from since reporting this story.

If you’ve seen Eddie “Triple Cherries” Timpanello, Louis “Screwy Louie” LaPorta or Skip DeLuca, please contact us through our website. All tipsters’ information will be kept confidential.

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Palestinian girls enjoy a ride…

Street Legal

A Custom Ride, Legal for the Street or the 18th Tee

Walter Biernacki, 60, had a golf cart specially made to resemble a 1966 GT candy-apple-red Mustang. It cost $10,000 to assemble.

The Villages, a 20-square-mile retirement community for active people north of Orlando, Fla., south of Ocala, and overrun with golf carts.

At any moment, golf carts — many of them custom-built — are pulling into a movie theater or out of a pharmacy at The Villages. There are Hummer carts and those vaguely resembling Studebakers.

Anyone who has been around a retirement community in recent years would hardly be stunned by the proliferation of carts.

What’s eye-catching is how the carts, originally designed to ferry golfers around courses faster and more cheaply than a caddie, have become showpieces at golf developments, gated communities and even some private clubs.

Many of these carts have increasingly become a personal statement — a simulation of a coveted luxury auto or a tribute to a vanished sports franchise from a long-lost childhood.

According to industry experts, golf cart sales to courses have increased only slightly over the past 10 years, but sales to individuals have doubled.

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Hot eats…Cool treats

Nerd Logic

…there is no Cure

Can Robert Smith Cure Ashlee Simpson’s Lack of Talent?

Ashlee Simpson is to record a duet with The Cure frontman Robert Smith.

The singer, the younger sister of Jessica Simpson, is to collaborate with Smith on her new album, the as-yet-untitled follow-up to “I Am Me,” released in 2005.

It is believed the duo’s unlikely pairing has been masterminded by Fall Out Boy star Pete Wentz, who is rumored to have dated Ashlee and is close friends with Smith.

However, Wentz denies he has anything to do with it, telling Entertainment Weekly: “I doubt I had anything to do with it, because they were friends since she was performing in ‘Chicago.’ But I definitely only have good things to say about Ashlee – I think the collaboration could be great.”

Simpson is also working on tracks with Keane frontman Tim Rice-Oxley, The Neptunes’ Chad Hugo and soul singer John Legend on the hotly anticipated LP.

Ashlee, 22, has recently been romantically linked with Hugo as well as Wentz.

Rent a Wife

Rent vs. Own. Always a difficult decision. Can I offend you more? In Belgium, you can rent a wife at RentaWife.be. Ironically, the ‘Christian Website Network’ launched RentaWife.com long ago, but they offer only ‘domestic’ services. At the Belgian site, you can pick your wife’s measurements, so I think the Belgian company has a slightly different value proposition. Adverblog describes the service, “The site is in Dutch and French, but I think you can all find your way through the content quite easily. Of course, if you’re interested, you can subscribe to the service directly through the site. There are different options you can choose from and… guess what, when you click to go, you’ll end up on the subscribe page of an online DVD rental service.”

If you really want to be offended, you should watch the video.

By the way, I’m sure your rented wife will love you very much.

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Art Imitates Life…

Mr Dick Head

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