Some drink to remember some drink to "gain weight" ?

Victoria Beckham is drinking wine to increase her appetite, it has been claimed.

The former Spice Girl – who is reported to have shrunk to a US size 0, a UK size 4 – is tired of people criticising her for being underweight and has turned to alcohol to “give her the munchies”.

A source told Closer magazine: “It’s the reason she has a drink. If she has a wine or two then she’ll have an appetite like everyone gets when they’re on a night out and drinking.

“She’s got a big wine cooler in her house in Madrid and will have one in California when she finds a house.

“She and David have a life director who is helping them organise the move and she is also sourcing nice Californian wines.”

It has been reported Victoria, 32, eats just one meal a day, refuses to touch carbohydrates and will only eat steamed fish, vegetables and salads.

What’s Opera? Doc

"quick jerry, take the picture before…."

"and GOD is an alien and he lived inside me and and and…."

katie…run for your life….now, take the prenup and run before its too late….please…..

Woman accused of spraying cop with breast milk

An 18-year-old woman is to appear at Richmond Magistrates’ Court accused of assaulting a police officer with breast milk.

Felicha Marin, of Palmerston Road, in Acton, was charged with shoplifting and assault after being arrested on March 29.

It is alleged she was detained for trying to steal shoes from Lizard, in Hill Street, Richmond. After being arrested for theft she sprayed an officer with milk from her right breast.

She is due to appear before magistrates tomorrow.

Car Crash

Go to the front of the line…

Pre-order Black Rain to get first dibs on FREE tickets to Ozzfest

In February, OZZY OSBOURNE made the ground-breaking announcement that OZZFEST will be free for all this summer. In continuing to give back to his fans, a limited number of specially marked copies of BLACK RAIN (Epic Records) — OSBOURNE’s first studio album of all new material in six years — will contain a unique code which can be redeemed for reserved seats to the Ozzfest show of your choice.

If you pre-order the Black Rain from SonyMusicStore, you will receive the specially marked copy of the album on or around the May 22nd release date. The CD will contain a unique code that you can redeem for two reserved seats beginning June 8th at 9PM ET — four days before tickets become available to the general public. While supplies last.

Get your Ozzfest tickets before anyone else!

Reserved seats will be available on a first-come, first-served basis. Because of the limited capacity of the tour, we cannot guarantee that each customer will receive tickets in the market of their choice. The tickets reserved for the presale at some or all venues may sell out during the presale period.

The 24-city earth-pounding 12th annual OZZFEST will launch July 12 in Seattle, WA at the White River Amphitheatre. Full list of tour dates available at Ozzfest.com. Dates, cities, and venues are subject to change.

Stay tuned to www.ozzfest.com and www.LiveNation.com for the most up to date information on this summer’s extravaganza.

Theater upset by Lindsey Buckingham behavior

The managers of a Lincoln theater say Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham’s “diva-like behavior” doomed his concert there this week, and that the sound system he blames was not the problem.

In a message on Buckingham’s Web site, “technical difficulties related to sound” were blamed for Wednesday’s cancellation. Buckingham’s message said the theater in downtown Lincoln refused Buckingham’s request to use his own equipment to supplement its sound system.

“Lindsey prides himself on delivering the very best performance and production for every show, but in this case he wasn’t able to do so,” Buckingham’s message said. “Lindsey hopes his fans in Lincoln will understand, and he looks forward to returning to Lincoln but under much better conditions.”

Buckingham has been touring since October in support of his first solo album in 14 years, “Under the Skin.”

Rococo Theatre events director Pam Gregorios said this was the first time it has ever had a performer cancel a show.

“Rococo staff and management were put off by his diva-like behavior … and wondered if he always felt it necessary to be so rude to people who are simply trying to put on a good show,” Gregorios said.

Buckingham’s representatives did not immediately respond to questions e-mailed to them Thursday afternoon.

But a section of the Web site about the guitars Buckingham uses included a quote about how the equipment he uses isn’t that important.

“It’s all in the player really,” Buckingham said to Rolling Stone magazine in 1979. “Look at somebody like Hendrix. It didn’t matter what guitar he had or even if it was in tune. The thing is, if you can connect, you can get anything you want out of an instrument. There’s no dream instrument that could give you everything. You just have to use your imagination.”

Buckingham spent an hour checking the sound at the theater and rehearsing a couple songs before deciding to cancel about an hour before show time, Gregorios said.

“I can only speculate as to the disappointment of the six hundred and some odd fans who arrived to find the show canceled,” Gregorios said.

Buckingham joined Fleetwood Mac in 1975 but exited the group in 1987 over creative differences. The group has reunited twice since then for albums and tours.

Lenny Bruce

Dennis Rodman and the Little People

Dennis Rodman still has a little game left in him. Very little, people.

The 6′7″ athlete was impossible to miss during a game of street ball with some Spud Webb sized players for an upcoming movie.

Rodman plays the coach of a little people basketball team in “The Minis,” which filmed at a Venice Beach court yesterday.

And yes, that’s the long and short of it.