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The Pistol Up the Ass Trick Backfired…

A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after poking an air rifle up his friend’s bottom and firing it – causing his intestines to explode.
Denis Schwarz, 25, said he’d only wanted to help his pal who had complained about sweaty buttocks from working in the Halberg Guss factory where molten metal kept temperatures soaring.
He said he had jokingly offered to help his friend cool down by blowing some air over him and said: “We often played around with air rifles – it was just a bit of fooling around – I said I was going to shoot him in the bum. He said he didn’t care and I pulled the trigger and he just collapsed.”
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Is this gonna get in the way of recess…?

Baby-faced Alfie Patten, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
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