Chuck's Weird World

Happy 48th Birthday Henry Rollins

chucksweirdworld — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:57:00 +0000

The Pistol Up the Ass Trick Backfired…

chucksweirdworld — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 13:50:00 +0000

A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after poking an air rifle up his friend’s bottom and firing it – causing his intestines to explode.
Denis Schwarz, 25, said he’d only wanted to help his pal who had complained about sweaty buttocks from working in the Halberg Guss factory where molten metal kept temperatures soaring.
He said he had jokingly offered to help his friend cool down by blowing some air over him and said: “We often played around with air rifles – it was just a bit of fooling around – I said I was going to shoot him in the bum. He said he didn’t care and I pulled the trigger and he just collapsed.”
more HERE

Is this gonna get in the way of recess…?

chucksweirdworld — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 12:53:00 +0000

Baby-faced Alfie Patten, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
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Together Forever

chucksweirdworld — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:21:00 +0000

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"Ready to Drop – Vol. 8" – The Welfare Mother

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 19:42:00 +0000

This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. more HERE

…ugly on the outside…even uglier on the inside…

Best of Maker Faire 2008

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:34:00 +0000

Religious Monkeys

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:16:00 +0000

Risqué Racecar Driver

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:51:00 +0000

IndyCar driver Danica Patrick has once again gotten rid of racing gear to pose for the Sports Illustrated’s annual swimsuit edition…
lots more HERE

Chuck & Abe Day

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:27:00 +0000

February 12, 2009 marks the 200th anniversary of two great men in history: Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln.
Both Darwin and Lincoln were men with vision, men who inspired change, and men who stirred up controversy.
more HERE

Joaquin On Letterman

chucksweirdworld — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:58:00 +0000

If you missed the Late Show with David Letterman featuring an interview with Joaquin Phoenix, you missed an exercise in squirmingly uncomfortable comic gold. Oddest interview ever? It was certainly odd, but wasn’t the infamous Crispin Glover interview odder? Or Farrah Fawcett?
more HERE