Man Pleads Guilty in Horse-Sex

A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case.

James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner’s permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend

Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death.

Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors.

The prosecutor’s office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.

Vincent Gallo: Actor or NUT?

See the rest of his items for sale HERE.

Vincent Gallo’s Sperm
$1 Million

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts.

Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.

Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo’s multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo’s sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5’11” and has blue eyes.

There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy. (8 inches if he’s like his father.) I don’t know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can’t hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs.

Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes.

Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo’s sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child.

**Clicking “Buy Now” will charge a $1,000 deposit via Paypal. The remaining balance will be due by cashiers check, wire transfer, or personal check and is due within seven days of purchase date. Item will ship when full payment has cleared.

Hey Buckwheat… Nice Hat-Fro

Private Cell Phone information Availible CHEAP!

A little investigation has discovered a Web site that will sell the last 100 phone numbers you have dialed to anyone who knows your phone number.

Check out the Locate Cell folks rates below or just drop by the website….

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Find Name and Address from number. Additional Cell Reverses available including Canadian Cell $85, and International Cell $250.

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Give us the name and any combination of address or SSN and we will send you the working cell phone number.

Cell Phone Call Record $110
Give us the cell phone number and we will send you the calls made from the cell phone number.

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SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT AMERICA, BECAUSE APPARENTLY EVERYONES WATCHING…

Ritual Abuse of Marines

Oh go on, nothing says “LETS GO TO WAR” like this…JUST CLICK HERE

Regular Customer Gives Waitress His Kidney

CLEVELAND — The tip waitress Barbara Rector received is better than cash — it’s a new kidney.

Rector is recovering from transplant surgery at the Cleveland Clinic. Her kidney was donated by Don Bedwell, a regular customer at the Chinese restaurant where Rector works.

When Bedwell offered to donate one of his kidneys, Rector’s family didn’t think much about it.
But he was serious, and he turned out to be a match.

Bedwell said he doesn’t think donating the kidney is any big deal. He said he needed to lose a few pounds, anyway.

Seasons Beatings: Holiday shopping gets underway

Just as most folks were recovering from holiday feasts, WALLMART became the latest stop for freelancers hoping to get into the WWE.

Two locations seen HERE and HERE, show the opening of the franchise at 6am. from the video it looks like a wonderful time was had by all…

If you were lucky to be in Texas over zealous security fired pepper spray into the crowds of shoppers in the electronics department, witnesses say a Beaumont Texas police officer – identified by the Beaumont Police Department as Officer Avie Ownby – told the crowd to back up. They say the officer then pulled out his can of pepper spray and sprayed it into the crowd.

now thats customer service huh…

Interactive Voice Response – A Cheat Sheet

Are you TIRED of those AUTOMATED VOICE RESPONSE systems that corporate america has forced us to put up with?, well this should provide some relief for the “little people”.

Located HERE is a collection of inside/secret telephone numbers and codes to get you past corporate americas biggest automated telephone systems…

Ralph Nader’s view on this subject can be found HERE

And if your looking for exact addresses to complain to for the corporate giants, well, I’d start HERE.

Drinking Mistakes…

And after an evening tied naked to his high school flag pole Kevin swore he would never drink again…

Osama Meets With Sr Advisor