Top 10 Celebrity Drug Busts of 2008

1. Lil Wayne – Bus search in Arizona found nearly a QP of pot, coke, Ecstasy, cash and a gun. Charges still pending. Lil Wayne’s ’07 New York bus bust charges are also still pending.
2. Snoop Dogg – The Dogfather received a ticket in New York for pot possession and his bus was stopped and searched in Texas. Two ounces were confiscated and two associates busted.
3. The All-NFL Drug Bust Team – Kevin Faulk, Shaun Ellis, Santonio Holmes, Jameel Cook, Ed Johnson Derrick Martin and Willie Andrews were all arrested for marijuana. Matt Jones was caught with coke.
4. Andy Dick – In a particularly embarassing drunken incident, the comedian was arrested for pulling down a woman’s top (sexual battery) and also charged with possessing pot and Xanax. He pled guilty to misdeamor drug and battery charges and was sentenced to three years’ probation and required to wear an alcohol monitor for a year.
5. Amy Winehouse – Arrested for smoking crack on a video that was widely circulated on the Internet, the charge was quickly dropped. The retro-soul singer spent time in rehab (yes, yes, yes!) and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sent back to jail after failing a drug test.
6. Ron “Tater Salad” White – The Blue Collar was nabbed with three grams of weed and a pipe in Vero Beach, Florida after getting off a private plane. A pilot fired by White tipped off the police. Charges still pending.
7. Joakim Noah – Caught with an open container in Gainesville, Florida, the Chicago Bull also had a joint in his pocket and was charged with two misdemeanors. He paid a $200 fine.
8. Juvenile – En route to New Orleans, the rapper was stopped and searched in Mississippi. Police found a small amount of marijuana. Fortunately for Juvenile, Mississippi is a decrim state.
9. Aaron Carter – Speeding though Texas to Florida, police pulled over the pop star and found less than two ounces of weed. He spent the night in jail.
10. J. Holiday – Police charged the R&B singer with speeding and marijuana possession shortly after his show at the University of Maryland Eastern Shores.

Athelete Inspired by Fictional Wolfman

Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Greg White has officially changed his name from Gregory Alphonso White Jr. to Stylez G. White.
The name, according to White, was inspired by the 1985 Michael J. Fox flick “Teen Wolf”…
In the movie, Fox’s friend is named Rupert “Stiles” Stilinski. White changed the spelling as a way to adopt the name as his own.
more HERE

Fox Sunday Night Football…Penis

During some postgame video that aired on Sunday from inside the Minnesota Vikings’ locker room was a very brief shot of a partly exposed Visanthe Shiancoe.
The tight end’s towel had slipped in an image that lasted only a fifth of a second, according to NFL and Fox Sports spokesmen. (It was a Fox station that originally filmed the postgame segment of the Vikings celebrating the victory over Detroit.)
Within an hour, the image was on the Web.
Shiancoe wasn’t thrilled to know how famous he had become for non-football-playing reasons.
Los Angeles Times report HERE
Related:
Visanthe Shiancoe Offered Porn Role

Football Dopes

Six players were suspended without pay by the NFL for violating the league’s anti-doping policy.
All six were punished for using a diuretic, which can serve as a masking agent for steroids.
story is HERE

1. Kevin Williams – Minnesota Vikings
2. Pat Williams – Minnesota Vikings
3. Deuce McAllister – New Orleans Saints
4. Charles Grant – New Orleans Saints
5. Will Smith – New Orleans Saints
6. Bryan Pittman – Houston Texans

…dumber than shooting yourself in the leg?