Vodka + Zamboni = DUI

Kingsville, Ontario, Canada – A woman has been charged with impaired driving after she was seen operating a Zamboni erratically at the Kingsville Arena, hitting the boards and falling asleep slumped over the wheel.
An off-duty Kingsville OPP sergeant who happened to be at the arena was approached by a number of citizens telling him “I think the Zamboni driver is drunk.”
The woman managed to drive the Zamboni off the ice and she was arrested for impaired operation of a motor vehicle just as backup officers arrived.
During the arrest the woman was not co-operating with the officers and was found to have a mickey of vodka in her front pants pocket.
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