Katie Catches Fire?

Katie performing a Gordon Liddy parlor trick…

Katie Holmes strikes poses for Miu Miu…
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…the only way we can explain her look is: Gothic Stepford Wife…or a scary manly robot with squeezable boobies.

Celebrity Cold Sores of the Year

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Haggard Holmes for the Holiday

Katie Holmes is showing the physical signs of trying to juggle a rigorous Broadway schedule while looking after her two-year-old daughter Suri.
Despite wearing a cheerful red winter coat, the star continued to look run-down, gaunt and tired, sparking concerns about her health.
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Them’s Fightin’ Words…

In her new fly-on-the-wall documentary for MTV, ‘For the Record’, Britney Spears is caught during a candid moment shopping with her assistant.
As she holds up a blouse, she says, “Look, this is very mommy.” Her assistant replies, “It’s very ugly.” Britney wrinkles her nose and laughs, “It is very Katie Holmes.”
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Forbes 10 Hottest Tots List

Suri lets us know how she feels…

1. Suri Cruise (daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise)
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (you know who her parents are)
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (see above)
4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (see above)
5. Sam Alexis-Woods (daughter of Tiger Woods)
6. Cruz Beckham (son of Posh & Beckham)
7. Matilda Rose Ledger (daughter of Michelle Williams & Heath Ledger)
8. David Banda (son of Madonna & Guy Ritchie)
9. SPF (son of Britney Spears & KFed)
10. Sam Sheen (daughter of D.Richards & Charlie Sheen)
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