R.I.P.: Veatrice Rice

Veatrice Rice, who was the 60-ish, African-American, female security guard and regular cast member on the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” show, has passed away. A tearful Jimmy Kimmel made the announcement on his show on Thursday, January 22, 2009.
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Happy Birthday Donny Osmond

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“More than two pounds of pot was found in a leather basket tomb. It is already being called the earliest known artifact from the era known as the Bong Dynasty in China.They’re saying it may explain why it took so long to invent the wheel.” – Jimmy Kimmel

what’s Jimmy talking about?

Researchers exploring a tomb have turned up…an ancient stash of cannabis.
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“Of course Oprah’s house hasn’t burned down. If Oprah’s house burned down, God would be so fired.” — Jimmy Kimmel, on the California wildfires that threatened Oprah Winfrey’s house in Montecito.

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“Arkansas banned gay couples from adopting children; Colorado voted to end affirmative action; Michigan voted to legalize marijuana; and Louisiana voted to neuter Jamie Lynn Spears.”
— Jimmy Kimmel