Stripper or Super Model?

Most people would be happy to look like Molly Sims.

But the supermodel is said to be less than thrilled with this eye-popping picture from the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

“Molly is trying to be known for her acting now, and frankly that picture makes her look like a stripper,” says an insider.

“She phoned up her agent at Next Models and screamed at her when she saw the shot.”

A Sports Illustrated rep denied that Sims pulled out of the launch party because she was unhappy with the image. “We knew well in advance that Molly was not going to be at the party,” he said, adding: “Molly did not have approval rights over the picture.”

For the record, the agent in question says the suggestion she was screamed at is “absolutely not true.”

Prego Barbie: New for 2006

Electric Middle Finger for Quadriplegics

What the world needs now is a Remote Controlled Middle Finger!

It normally sits on your desk as a closed hand. When a co-worker says something moronic, you secretly activate the remote control, and it flips them off.

What they need now is a adapter kit for wheelchairs so that quadriplegics can flip people off too.

$27.89 from Prank Place

Our Friend the Camel Spider…

Seems the troops in Iraq have been running into these not so small creatures in the desert, Do you really need weapons of mass destruction where you have armys of giant spiders roaming the country?

It reminds me of a Sam Kinison discussion that ended with “WE HAVE DESERTS IN OUR COUNTRY TOO, WE DON’T LIVE IN THEM OR GROW THINGS IN THEM”

We should let them have their SANDBOX, they have lived in it for thousands of years and they seem to like it when they are not BLOWING IT UP….

Check out the video HERE.

The Science of Cow-tipping

Katrina vs. Minimum Wage

Proclamation by the President: To Suspend Subchapter IV of Chapter 31 of Title 40, United States Code, Within a Limited Geographic Area in Response to the National Emergency Caused by Hurricane Katrina

A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America

1. Section 3142(a) of title 40, United States Code, provides that “every contract in excess of $2,000, to which the Federal Government or the District of Columbia is a party, for construction, alteration, or repair which requires or involves the employment of mechanics or laborers shall contain a provision stating the minimum wages to be paid various classes or laborers and mechanics.”

(b) The wage rates imposed by section 3142 of title 40, United States Code, increase the cost to the Federal Government of providing Federal assistance to these areas.

Helping the poor by repealing minimum wage.

Nine Inch Nails DOWNLOAD

Nine Inch Nails
The Toledo Sports Arena,
Toledo, Ohio – 2/21/06
Download the entire show HERE .

The Sunday Film Festival and Freakshow

Wanna go to the Prom?

A Moment with Mom

The Hasslehoff

Family Feud Boob Flash

Yoga Mom

Naked Basketball

Finally A Use for Those AOL CD’s

Don Knotts, TV’s Lovable Nerd, Dies at 81

Don Knotts, who kept generations of TV audiences laughing as bumbling Deputy Barney Fife on “The Andy Griffith Show” and would-be swinger landlord Ralph Furley on “Three’s Company,” has died. He was 81.

Knotts died Friday night of pulmonary and respiratory complications at a Los Angeles hospital, said Paul Ward, a spokesman for the cable network TV Land, which airs his two signature shows.

Griffith, who remained close friends with Knotts, said he had a brilliant comedic mind and wrote some of the show’s best scenes.

“Don was a small man … but everything else about him was large: his mind, his expressions,” Griffith told The Associated Press on Saturday. “Don was special. There’s nobody like him.

“I loved him very much,” Griffith added. “We had a long and wonderful life together.”

Unspecified health problems had forced Knotts to cancel an appearance in his native Morgantown in August.

The West Virginia-born actor’s half-century career included seven TV series and more than 25 films, but it was the Griffith show that brought him TV immortality and five Emmys.

The show ran from 1960-68, and was in the top 10 of the Nielsen ratings each season, including a No. 1 ranking its final year. It is one of only three series in TV history to bow out at the top: The others are “I Love Lucy” and “Seinfeld.” The 249 episodes have appeared frequently in reruns and have spawned a large, active network of fan clubs.

As the bug-eyed deputy to Griffith, Knotts carried in his shirt pocket the one bullet he was allowed after shooting himself in the foot. The constant fumbling, a recurring sight gag, was typical of his self-deprecating humor.

Knotts, whose shy, soft-spoken manner was unlike his high-strung characters, once said he was most proud of the Fife character and doesn’t mind being remembered that way.

His favorite episodes, he said, were “The Pickle Story,” where Aunt Bea makes pickles no one can eat, and “Barney and the Choir,” where no one can stop him from singing.

“I can’t sing. It makes me sad that I can’t sing or dance well enough to be in a musical, but I’m just not talented in that way,” he lamented. “It’s one of my weaknesses.”

Knotts appeared on several other television shows. In 1979, he replaced Norman Fell on “Three’s Company,” also starring John Ritter, Suzanne Somers and Joyce DeWitt.

Early in his TV career, he was one of the original cast members of “The Steve Allen Show,” the comedy-variety show that ran from 1956-61. He was one of a group of memorable comics backing Allen that included Louis Nye, Tom Poston and Bill “Jose Jimenez” Dana.

Knotts’ G-rated films were family fun, not box-office blockbusters. In most, he ends up the hero and gets the girl – a girl who can see through his nervousness to the heart of gold.

In the part-animated 1964 film “The Incredible Mr. Limpet,” Knotts played a meek clerk who turns into a fish after he is rejected by the Navy.

When it was announced in 1998 that Jim Carrey would star in a “Limpet” remake, Knotts responded: “I’m just flattered that someone of Carrey’s caliber is remaking something I did. Now, if someone else did Barney Fife, THAT would be different.”

In the 1967 film “The Reluctant Astronaut,” co-starring Leslie Nielsen, Knotts’ father enrolls his wimpy son – operator of a Kiddieland rocket ride – in NASA’s space program. Knotts poses as a famous astronaut to the joy of his parents and hometown but is eventually exposed for what he really is, a janitor so terrified of heights he refuses to ride an airplane.

In the 1969 film “The Love God?,” he was a geeky bird-watcher who is duped into becoming publisher of a naughty men’s magazine and then becomes a national sex symbol. Eventually, he comes to his senses, leaves the big city and marries the sweet girl next door.

He was among an army of comedians from Buster Keaton to Jonathan Winters to liven up the 1963 megacomedy “It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.” Other films include “The Ghost and Mr. Chicken” (1966); “The Shakiest Gun in the West” (1968); and a few Disney films such as “The Apple Dumpling Gang” (1974); “Gus” (1976); and “Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo” (1977).

In 1998, he had a key role in the back-to-the-past movie “Pleasantville,” playing a folksy television repairman whose supercharged remote control sends a teen boy and his sister into a TV sitcom past.

Knotts began his show biz career even before he graduated from high school, performing as a ventriloquist at local clubs and churches. He majored in speech at West Virginia University, then took off for the big city.

“I went to New York cold. On a $100 bill. Bummed a ride,” he recalled in a visit to his hometown of Morgantown, where city officials renamed a street for him in 1998.

Within six months, Knotts had taken a job on a radio Western called “Bobby Benson and the B-Bar-B Riders,” playing a wisecracking, know-it-all handyman. He stayed with it for five years, then came his series TV debut on “The Steve Allen Show.”

He married Kay Metz in 1948, the year he graduated from college. The couple had two children before divorcing in 1969. Knotts later married, then divorced Lara Lee Szuchna.

In recent years, he said he had no plans to retire, traveling with theater productions and appearing in print and TV ads for Kodiak pressure treated wood.

The world laughed at Knotts, but it also laughed with him.

He treasured his comedic roles and could point to only one role that wasn’t funny, a brief stint on the daytime drama “Search for Tomorrow.”

“That’s the only serious thing I’ve done. I don’t miss that,” Knotts said.