Drinkin’ Buddies

A Koala Bear was rescued by firefighters after it was found roaming a burned up forest 90 miles from Melbourne. The koala had burnt paws, but she’s doing better now and will hopefully be released back into the wild in about 5 months.
Also, here are links on where to donate whatever you can to the victims and animal friends of the devastating Victoria bushfires.
Here’s where you can go to help:
The Red Cross of Australia
Wildlife Victoria
RSPCA Victoria
The Salvation Army of Australia

Jackin’ Jungle Jane

Cairns, Australia – A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with ‘Jungle Jane’ blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby alley.
However, police are on his tail because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.
more HERE
Jungle Jane available HERE

Aussie’s Go Down on Beavers

obligatory ‘beaver shot’ …this beaver was just stuffed

A PET beaver, a bare-breasted woman and a call to bonk longer all raised public ire in Australia in 2008, the Advertising Standards Bureau’s (ASB) annual list of the most complained-about ads reveals.
Topping the list was a controversial ad for tampons and pads in which a young woman goes about her daily business – going to the beach, having lunch and getting a manicure – accompanied by an animated beaver.
The ad drew 185 of the 2350 complaints received by the advertising watchdog last year.
more HERE

Sapphic City Outed

Alice Springs… number one with the lesbian community.

ALICE Springs was outed on Australia’s national television as the lesbian capital of Outback Australia.
A television documentary took a satirical and light-hearted look at the town’s culture of same-sex love.

Long-term residents estimate there are several thousand lesbians among Alice’s 25,000 population.
more HERE

Kidman Breaks Didgeridoo Taboo

Nicole Kidman blew into the traditional instrument while promoting her latest film Australia on a German television show.
But Kidman’s performance upset members of the Aboriginal community, who say she should know that the didgeridoo is taboo for women.
“It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”
more HERE

The Porno Blues

Spending the equivalent of a waking day a week downloading pornographic images, sending erotic emails and using webcams to engage in online sex?
Australian researchers would classify you as a cyber-sex surfer – and worry about your state of mental health.
A quarter of the men involved in the study, who spent over 12 hours a week on internet sex sites were found to be clinically depressed.
more HERE

Toon In & Out

An appeal judge in Australia has ruled that an animation depicting well-known cartoon characters engaging in sexual acts is child pornography.
The internet cartoon featured characters from the Simpsons TV series.
The central issue in the case was whether a cartoon character could depict a real person.
BBC report HERE

Happy Holidays, Mate…

Australian Sex Party is ‘Serious About Sex’

Australia is about to get a new entry into national politics — a party devoted to sex.
more HERE
The Australian Sex Party is a political response to the sexual needs of Australia in the 21st century. It is an attempt to restore the balance between sexual privacy and sexual publicity that has been severely distorted by morals campaigners and prudish politicians.

Gold Coast Boasts Biggest Fake Boobs

GOLD Coast women boast the largest fake breasts in Australia, according to the nation’s leading implant supplier.
Breast implant supplier Mentor says that the average size of implants sold on the Coast is 50 to 75ml larger than the average nationwide.
Not only did Coast women have, on average, larger fake breasts, they were also more inclined to make a real statement with their new assets.
more HERE