Brooke Hogan Sucks With or Without You

Brooke Hogan “covered” Kelly Clarkson’s new song “My Life Would Suck Without You” and failed miserably. And by covered, we mean she tried to remove Kelly’s vocals from the track and sing louder than her while recording it. Did we mention she’s tone deaf, can’t hold a note and is dumber than knotted pine? Making matters worse, …her tits don’t even make an appearance in the clip…if they did we could have focused and she may have had a monster hit on her hands.
Are you listening Kelly?

Brooke’s Package

…what’s she storing in her shorts?