THE PUNCHLINE

“If romance can’t last between a 28-year-old model and an 82-year-old man who wears a bathrobe to the office, why should the rest of us even bother trying?”
— Time magazine, on the breakup of Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner.

This Week in History…

• Dec. 19, 1967: Luxor headliner Criss Angel was born as Christopher Sarantakos in East Meadow, N.Y.
• Dec. 19, 1946: Robert Urich, who starred as detective Dan Tanna in “Vega$” for three seasons, would have been 62. He died April 16, 2002.
• Dec. 20, 1957: Elvis Presley receives his draft notice from the U.S. Army while spending the Christmas holidays at Graceland, the rock ‘n’ roll star’s newly purchased Tennessee mansion.
• Dec. 22, 1949: Robin Gibb of the singer/songwriting trio The Bee Gees was born with twin brother, Maurice.
• Dec. 23, 1979: Holly Madison was born in Astoria, Ore. She was a roller-skating waitress at Hooters in Santa Monica, Calif., before spending eight years in the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner.

…wonder if Hef is going…?

Are you a fan of Girl Next Door Holly Madison or Mindfreak Criss Angel? If you’re going to be in Vegas next weekend you’re invited their joint birthday party at LAX nightclub.

This will be over in…5,4,3,2…

Magician pulls Playboy Bunny out of his…
Criss Angel and Holly Madison appeared smitten as they walked the “black carpet” Halloween night.
The couple walked hand-in-hand as they made their way into the theater before the world premiere of Angel’s new Cirque du Soleil show, “Criss Angel Believe.”
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