Worlds Fattest Man Had Sex…FINALLY!

Well, according to the Daily Star it Manuel Uribe’s friends really wanted him to “bust a move “on his wedding night, so they made him a special sex ramp inspired by Liberator. The three-foot ramp is reinforced with concrete . Manuel just has to lay his lower half on the ramp, so that Mrs Claudia Uribe has easy access to ride his “little manny” until she gets hers or until his heart calls “time out.”
Manuel confirmed the joyous news to the Daily Star, “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God. We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

All we have to say is, “Nice Boobs Manny”…