Penis Stretcher

Penis enlargement devices are not new, what made me curious is that this is supposed to be worn underneath your pants, as if you can go about your day totally unnoticed.

The merchant’s eBay listing doesn’t really say how it’s supposed to be used, though it’s probably obvious.

I can’t imagine any guy being able to walk, sit, or crouch around the office with his weenie under such trauma, and have this contraption totally unnoticeable to others.

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Jury awards $1.7 million to spanked employee

Alarm company says it was part of a team-building exercise

FRESNO, California — A jury awarded $1.7 million Friday to a woman who was spanked in front of her colleagues in what her employer called a camaraderie-building exercise.
The jury of six men and six women found that Janet Orlando, 53, was subjected to sexual harassment and sexual battery when she was paddled on the rear end two years ago at Alarm One Inc., a home security company in Fresno. The jury said Orlando did not suffer from sexual assault, as she had alleged.

Jurors awarded Orlando $10,000 for economic loss, $40,000 for future medical costs and $450,000 for emotional distress, pain and suffering. They awarded her an additional $1.2 million in punitive damages.

Orlando’s attorney, Nicholas “Butch” Wagner, did not immediately return calls for comment.
K. Poncho Baker, an attorney for Alarm One, said it was excessive.

“I think the jury was so upset at Alarm One that they went overboard,” Baker said. “Not to say that what Alarm One did was right, but this allows her to manipulate the system.”
Orlando quit in 2004, less than a year after she was hired, saying she was humiliated during the company’s camaraderie-building exercises.

Sales teams were encouraged to compete, and the losers were made fun of, forced to eat baby food, required to wear diapers and spanked with a rival company’s yard signs, according to court documents.

Lawyers for the company said Orlando and others took part in the exercises willingly. The company has since abandoned the practice.

During the trial, company attorneys revealed that Orlando had sued a previous employer, also claiming that she had been sexually harassed.

A Disgusting Discovery in a Pepsi Bottle

Calling the case “rare,” but one that has a serious bearing on public health, a three-judge panel in New Delphi, India has ordered PepsiCo to pay financial damages to a man who found a condom inside a Pepsi bottle.

Oh gross! Find out what one young scientist found in fast food ice. Read this and you may never eat ice from a restaurant again.

The Associated Press and the Press Trust of India report that Sudesh Sharma, a resident of Ujhani village near New Delhi, fell sick after consuming one of two Pepsis he purchased in 2003. After drinking the one Pepsi, he said he found dirt and contaminants in the bottle. The condom was found in the other, unopened bottle of Pepsi which he did not drink.

THIS is why you passionately prefer Coke or Pepsi. Yes, there’s a reason.

PepsiCo has denied negligence, insisting the bottle was a fake. Despite that, the judge ordered the company to pay 100,000 rupees ($2,200) to a legal aid fund for consumers and 20,000 rupees ($450) to the complainant. “This case is an eye-opener for others who are engaged in manufacturing soft drinks and are required to maintain the prescribed standards of purity in (the) public interest,” the three-judge panel ruled.

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Ailing Liz Taylor is ‘close to death’

Liz Taylor is facing death after her heart began to fail, it has been reported.

The Oscar-winner, 74, is confined to her bedroom and has apparently planned her funeral.

Insiders say the British-born star would like to be buried next to former husband Richard Burton.

“Liz is inching closer to death every day and she knows it. It is not a pretty picture,” a friend said.

“She’s not leaving a lot of money to her children. She wants the bulk of her fortune to go to AIDS research.”

Doctors say patients who suffer from such heart disease could hasten their death by becoming depressed.

New York-based heart specialist Dr Richard Stein, who has not treated the Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? star, said: “Once a person gives up hope the prognosis is very poor.”

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In the words of Sun Tzu “keep your friends close but your enemies closer”

“Knowledge and compassion are the power that destroys hatred”

In the world of completely inappropriate things to spend your time with, here are a few we found quickly in a search of the Internet..

Border Patrol – The Video Game
Border Patrol, a Flash game where players shoot Mexican illegal immigrants, has been around for a few days now. Almost every site that links to it accuses it of racist, which may not be my adjective of choice for a game where you have to shoot what the game calls “breeders” (pregnant Mexican women running along their small children).

Day Labor – The Movie
A guy picks up day labor and takes them on a ride to the immigration office.

Ethnic Cleansing – The Video Game
The most politically incorrect video game ever made. Run through the ghetto blasting away various ethnic groups in an attempt to gain entrance to the subway system, where the a certain middle eastern group has hidden to avoid the carnage. Then,…. you can blow away them as they scream “Oy Vey!”, on your way to their command center.

Back in black

Dale Jr. to pay tribute to dad by driving black car

Dale Earnhardt enjoyed success driving a black car; Dale Jr. hopes to do the same

The one thing a NASCAR driver never wanted to see was the black No. 3 Chevrolet closing on his rear bumper. One glance of the car in the rearview mirror was enough to send tremors through any competitor.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. hopes to achieve that same effect this weekend at Talladega Superspeedway, where he’ll mark his late father’s birthday by driving a replica of the famed car.

Junior’s trademark red Chevy will be painted predominantly black, with white lettering and silver and red stripes. The car mimics the design the late Dale Earnhardt made famous. Junior will still use his No. 8 — his father’s No. 3 has not been on the track since his 2001 death.

“The car looks good, it’s a cool way to honor my dad,” Earnhardt said Tuesday. “It’s going to be a lot of fun to be behind the wheel of that car, and see the reaction it gets from other drivers on the track.”

The tribute is part of a larger salute at Dale Earnhardt Inc., which is celebrating Earnhardt’s Thursday night induction into the Motorsports Hall of Fame, his overall accomplishments at Talladega and his 55th birthday, which would have been Sunday.

All three DEI cars will have the same paint scheme, which Junior views as an appropriate celebration of the seven-time champion. He seemed uncomfortable in February marking the five-year anniversary of his father’s death, but birthdays bring happier memories.

“His birthday is something I do enjoy pointing out or celebrating or recognizing because that was always a lot of fun with him,” Junior said. “When he was getting a little older we was always thinking about what his real age was. There’s some things that come and go without a blink of an eye. But there are other things that come and go that you want to point out and you want to recognize and you do appreciate.”

Junior’s car will be the most dramatic of the three DEI entries. After all, it’s at Talladega and Daytona — the two biggest and fastest tracks in NASCAR — where Junior bears the closest resemblance to his father.

Dale Earnhardt was the greatest at restrictor-plate racing, especially at Talladega, where he scored 10 wins and notched the 76th and final victory of his career in October 2000.

Junior inherited the skill required to work the draft. He has five victories at Talladega and two at Daytona.

But none compare to his father’s last victory, when he charged from 18th place with five laps to go to cross the finish line first.

“I was running second thinking I was in a position to try to get me a win, and I can see him and his line formed on the outside coming up, getting closer and closer,” Junior said. “Every time I look in the mirror, he’d moved up a few more feet toward us and was coming on. So everybody was sort of in a panic mode as if, `Wait a minute now, this thing ain’t playing out like we had in mind.”‘

Junior said drives like that Talladega victory were the ones his father cherished.

“He would do all kinds of stuff like that, make big comebacks or big, great saves or just crazy passes,” Junior remembered. “Everybody always said he could do a lot of things with a race car a lot of other people couldn’t. He’d take pride in those things personally.

“Never would get out and jump up and down and brag about it. But when it was all said and done and over with, and everybody went home, he would take pride in doing those things. I think that comeback was one he really, really enjoyed.”

UV tattoos popular but are they safe?

Dominique McDaniel’s right arm looks normal enough: tan and lined with light-blue veins. But when she moves a black light over her forearm, three glowing stars emerge.

McDaniel stumbled into a culture she found fascinating one afternoon when she was sitting in her mother’s one-story ranch home outside New Orleans: the world of UV tattoos — body art done in a reactive ink that appears invisible under normal light and emerges under black lighting.

“I saw UV tattoos one day on television, on ‘Ripley’s Believe it or Not,’ and thought, ‘Wow, that’s really cool,’ ” said McDaniel, a student at Louisiana State University who got her first tattoo when she was 18. “I started hanging out at a local tattoo studio that made their own UV ink and became friends with the owners.”

Within months, McDaniel was sporting a band of three stars on her right forearm done entirely in white UV ink and a tattoo on her wrist that has UV ink accents, allowing the design to morph under black light.

The popularity of UV tattoos — also known as black-light tattoos — has skyrocketed in recent years. Long found on the rave scene, the tattoos have reached teenagers, body art enthusiasts and people looking for a way to sport tattoos in a discreet way.

However, safety concerns about UV tattoos abound. The chemical makeup of the different inks used has been questioned, individuals have reported skin rashes and infections, and some scientists suspect the inks might be carcinogenic. Because of these concerns, some tattoo artists will not work with UV inks.

Others have no qualms about inking black-light work. With no regulation over which ink is safe, and with studios often concocting their own blends, it can be hard to tell exactly what pulses through tattoo guns.

In the past, serious skin problems have resulted from the use of inks containing phosphorous — a substance that can often cause the body to reject the ink. Horror stories about UV tattoos turning brown after a few months or recipients developing serious skin rashes have circulated for years.

Many of those fears are valid, according to Dr. Joshua Fox, a dermatologist in New York who has treated people with skin rashes resulting from UV tattoos and who is researching new techniques for tattoo removal.

“Statistically, there have been more reactions with UV tattoos than with normal tattoos,” Fox said. “Sometimes, the inks don’t mix as well, and your body reacts against the foreign agents.”

Fox added that despite the chemical advances with UV tattoos — mainly the elimination of phosphorous in some inks — there will be no way to tell how safe they are until the federal government starts regulating tattoos.

For McDaniel, safety was a prime concern. She had her work done by Imperial Tattoos, a studio in Chalmette, La., a suburb of New Orleans. While volunteering at the studio, McDaniel witnessed exactly what went into the reactive concoctions pumped under people’s skin.

“I got to talk to the artists and found out how they made the ink,” she said. “Knowing what was in the ink, I knew it was 100 percent safe, with no phosphorus.”

Some tattoo parlors advertise that they use UV ink approved by the Food and Drug Administration. A dangerous caveat often goes unnoted, however. According to the FDA, the most widely used UV inks are approved for use only as tracking liquids to be injected into fish, not as tattoo ink for human body art.

Marisa DiMattia, a lawyer and writer in New York who has traveled the world in search of fine tattoo art, advises people to note the ambiguity that exists around government approval and UV ink.

“Companies claim to have FDA approval, but when you read the fine print, it says nothing for human use,” she said. DiMattia said some inks were even suspected of containing carcinogens or allergens that can cause severe itching and rashes. No long-term studies on the side effects of UV inks have been done, she said.

With no definitive answer on the safety of the inks, tattoo artists lean both ways.

Craig Latimer, an artist at Black Dragon Tattoo in Shreveport, La., has been on the fence regarding the safety of UV tattoos for years. Recently, when a customer approached Latimer with a UV ink he wanted to use, Latimer began researching the substance and agreed to give it a shot.

Taz, a tattooist in St. Joseph, Mo., avoids the potential pitfalls of UV ink altogether. He said that even though the quality of UV inks seemed to be improving, he won’t do any black-light work.

Richie Streate does extensive UV work at Electric Soul Tattoo, a studio in Lancaster, Calif. He believes UV tattoos are suffering from old stigmas.

“The new inks have been tested extensively,” he said. “A big part of the problem is the old-timers don’t realize the advances that have been made in the ink. They all think it causes cancer and other problems, and we’re not seeing that.”

New of the Future : Year 2030

First Daughter Suri Cruise checked herself into rehab this morning.

This is just the most recent in a series of publicized stumbles for the first family’s only child.
You’ll remember in 2023 her brief engagement to Sean Preston Federline was cut short under mysterious circumstances when Sean Preston, while on a Scientology retreat, vanished in the woods in what Xenuian authorities called a tragic bear attack.

She entered the spotlight again in January 2024 when it was reported she was performing a sex act on Senator Lachey during the Scientological National Convention officially announcing the party’s nomination of her father for the presidential race.

She was again scrutinized for being present during the mysterious death of Apple Paltrow Martin in 2026, the official cause of which was listed as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Recently she had come under attack by her own family after she announced a scathing tell-all book “Cruising Through Life”, the complete title is purported to be “Cruising Through Life: The Average American Story of a Gay Dad, Bought Mom, and Test Tube Baby”.

Suri?s current beau, Corey Haim, spoke to the press, stating, “Please give her the privacy she needs right now to get well in these trying times. She asked that I apologize on her behalf to her friends and fans and wants you all to know she is very Suri? hahaha? see what I did there? I’m so funny! America please don’t forget me!”

It comes as little surprise that there has been no comment from the first lady, as no one has heard her speak since 2005.

More updates as this story continues to break.

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