THE PUNCHLINE

“The economy is bad … so bad, Paris Hilton had to change her name to Paris Red Roof Inn.”
— Jay Leno

Clooney/Hilton Hook-Up?

Wow! Did George Clooney lose a bet?
He and Paris Hilton have allegedly been spotted canoodling in various locations…
Now, it’s been alleged that Mr. Clooney fraternized with… shall we say… courtesans…in the past, but this is ridiculous.
Even if Paris is or has become something better than we all thought she was, the connection could prove detrimental to Clooney whereas will, most likely, boost Hiltons’ rating.
there’s a story and it’s HERE

That’s Hot…Toddy!

Hilton Heist

Los Angeles police are investigating a burglary at Paris Hilton’s home they say left her bedroom ransacked and about $2 million in jewelry missing.
Detectives report that a man wearing a hooded sweat shirt and gloves broke in through the home’s front door and ransacked Hilton’s bedroom.
Hilton was not at home at the time.
Los Angeles Times report HERE

Paris Hilton’s BFF?

It’s been revealed that Corrie Loftin – an admitted wild gal, model and contestant on Paris Hilton’s My New BFF – posed for Playboy in 2005 using the stage name Davin Lexen.
Hilton’s search for a BFF ought to be over, right? Will Paris ever find someone more similar to herself as Corrie?
more pics HERE