Danica Does Daddy…Again

Domain-buying service GoDaddy took full advantage of its liaison with racecar driver Danica Patrick — and her beaver — so, for this year’s Super Bowl spots, whose scripts appear to have been written by underage pornographers, we are pleased to announce that Danica fuels the universal fantasy of girl on girl shower sex; it may only be implied, but, we ‘re sure wood will be sported.
The first spot: pubescent boy’s fantasies, realized (it’s the shower one). And this spot, confusingly dubbed “Baseball,” plays on trashy court TV.
Cast votes for your favorite on GoDaddy.com up to January 23rd. Like last year, each spot continues in a (gasp!) unrated online version.