Soldier Simpson’s Big D’s on DVD

Apparently, there is a huge swath of America that has been scratching its collective head over why someone hasn’t done a remake of “Private Benjamin.”
That is the only potential explanation for the straight-to-DVD special “Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous,” coming today to a store near you.
The basic premise of the story is lifted intact from Goldie Hawn’s 1980 opus and mixed with lower production values and a less talented cast headlined by none other than Jessica Simpson…This is before the weight gain and her boobs seem to always be at attention…we can salute that!
more HERE
DVD available HERE

Plump You Up!

She’s gone country – and added a few curves in the process.
Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson debuted a fuller-than-usual figure onstage Sunday during a performance at the KISS Country Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla.
Simpson showed off her new look in high-waist jeans, a leopard-print belt and low-cut tank.
more pics HERE
video HERE

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Jessica Simpson’s Workout DVD Lawsuit
Sister Ashlee defends Jessica Simpson’s weight gain

Puffy, Pouty & Puckered Up

Did Jessica Simpson have some pig fat injected into her already full lips? It’s no secret that she’s had lip injections in the past…and a breast reduction is absolutely out of the question…
What more is there to say? …Big lips…Big hair…BIG TITS!… loving it!
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Words Fail Me…

The sequel we’re all waiting for…