Brooke Hogan Sucks With or Without You

Brooke Hogan “covered” Kelly Clarkson’s new song “My Life Would Suck Without You” and failed miserably. And by covered, we mean she tried to remove Kelly’s vocals from the track and sing louder than her while recording it. Did we mention she’s tone deaf, can’t hold a note and is dumber than knotted pine? Making matters worse, …her tits don’t even make an appearance in the clip…if they did we could have focused and she may have had a monster hit on her hands.
Are you listening Kelly?

If ya got the cash…

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…okay…we know this pic is a little weird…but what really takes it over the edge is the Kelly Clarkson t-shirt the little guy is wearing…oh, by the way, he’s been identified as Howard Stern regular Eric the Midget…

Kelly Clarkson : Ready to Suck

The original “Idol,” Kelly Clarkson is set to release a new CD that is already getting rave reviews, particularly from RollingStone.com. The first song of the album is called, “My Life Would Suck Without You.” Kelly has also changed her website from KellyClarksonWeb.com to KellyOfficial.com…
Is Kelly being punished for the flop of My December by being forced into a Katy Perry-like makeover, complete with oral sex jokes?

…we believe it would have been better if she was actually sucking the lollipop…